A Formal Apology To All Of Oppo

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
02/27/2015 at 20:40 • Filed to: None

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I predicted that gas prices would soar almost immediately after I had reason to buy some. Well, a month later after getting a car, they're already $.50 more a gallon than they were at their lowest point. I brought gas for $2/gal exactly once. Now I'll never be able to again. And neither will any of you.

My luck is just shitty like that. Sorry everyone.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > PS9
02/27/2015 at 20:44

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I'll bet you're to blame for this unseasonable lack of snow here out west too aren't you?! dammit ps9!


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > HammerheadFistpunch
02/27/2015 at 20:46

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I have a confession;

All that terrible stuff Obama did? Like the lack of snow in the west and making cookies too big to fit in a glass so you can't dunk them in milk? He didn't do any of that. I did. It was me. He was just taking the heat for me because he's just nice like that.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > HammerheadFistpunch
02/27/2015 at 20:47

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Yes. YES. PS9 is a dark sorcerer. He controls gas prices and snowfall with his magic wand.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > PS9
02/27/2015 at 20:48

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Don't speak so quickly. A Russian opposition leader was just assassinated. World War III will start soon, and oil should be cheap in the resulting super-depression.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > PS9
02/27/2015 at 20:48

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Thanks Obama?


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > For Sweden
02/27/2015 at 20:50

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But won't we all die of starvation due to not being able to buy things because the superdepression wiped out the value of all our currency?


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > PS9
02/27/2015 at 20:51

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Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > PS9
02/27/2015 at 20:51

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My cheapest I got was either $1.81 or $1.83. Filled up yesterday for $2.17. How is a man supposed to love with such high gas prices?


Kinja'd!!! jvirgs drives a Subaru > PS9
02/27/2015 at 20:52

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gas is still $2 a gallon in Va


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > PS9
02/27/2015 at 21:01

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That's why we have bitcoin


Kinja'd!!! Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > PS9
02/27/2015 at 21:23

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You bastard, you've undone all my good work. The moment I bought an electric car, gas prices went into freefall.


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > PS9
02/27/2015 at 22:01

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I filled up in anticipation and actually beat the price hike for once.


Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > PS9
02/28/2015 at 00:29

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Cheapest I bought was $1.65, today I paid $1.95 outside of Houston. Average Ive seen is $2.25


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > For Sweden
03/01/2015 at 13:14

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Imagine a mad max world where graphics cards are coveted rarities you would kill for.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > GhostZ
03/01/2015 at 13:54

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I'll trade a case of Mountain Dew


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden
03/02/2015 at 11:16

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Honestly some scary shit.